Happy new year

As we wish each other a happy new year, the last mince pie is reduced to crumbs and screwed up tin foil and the Christmas decorations that she insisted go up in August, forcing you to choose between adopting a perpetual stoop or risk garroting yourself as you move around the house, finally give up their gravity defying fight, one end floating softly downwards, dangling it’s glittery end in your last pint of Christmas beer. So we at the fools house have been nostalgically reminiscing on the last year’s fooling.

I’m pleased to say that the ups have more than outweighed the downs. The laughter drowned out the tears, and the income paid for my C.U.P.s  (for those of you not in the know, C.U.P.s  is a magical term that stands for Compulsory Unnecessary Purchases. E.G. I know I already have 5 wands and only ever use 2 of them, but I need that new one because it’s shiny and has a deeper shade of black than the others and, and, and I just need it). A common affliction amongst members of my trade and a point of constant “discussion” between Jester Dragonfly and myself. Indeed one of my biggest fears is that, after my death, she will sell my magic collection not for its true value, but rather for the amount I told her I paid for it!

Goals, past and future:

2017

like a lot of people I set certain goals last year, including the following;

Stay alive. √

Well the fact that I’m writing this blog means that I can, despite being married, tick that box.

Increase the amount of bookings we get for birthday parties. √

Although I still want/need more (especially in the autumn and winter months) the amount we are getting is increasing (so that’s another tick).

Award winning march children’s entertainer magician juggler and jester DevilStick peat performing at a birthday party
Performing at the birthday party for 6 year old Liberty. They enjoyed it so much that they’ve booked me for their sons birthday in January! 

Have at least 2 new magic routines ready for the 2018 festival season. √

One is ready and practised, the other is being made as we speak and will be ready for the first festival of the season. So that’s a tick, and in the case of the latter, I’d like to give a big shout out to “The Magic Mead Company”, not just for making the best mead going, but also for agreeing to sponsor it. “What are these two new routines” I hear you ask? Well come see me this summer and you’ll find out.

Blood, pain, danger. The kids will love it

Convince Jester Dragonfly that using a working mantrap in the show isn’t really that dangerous (stupid yes, but not necessarily that dangerous). Failed

Well so far that’s a big, red failed, but I’m not giving up, as the idea I have could well be a reputation maker (especially if it all goes horribly wrong). But more on that idea when I either convince her that I’m allowed do it, or decide that her statements about divorcing me should I ever attempt such a stupid stunt are more of a promise than a threat.

Increase our website presence. √

Although that’s a tick and has been helped by those wonderful folk who have given us a 5 star rating on our “google business page” (if you haven’t yet, then it’s really not to late), our rating place on Google etc is still far from where I want it, very far. So if any of my blog reading buddies happen to work in SEO and are looking for a pet project, then please give me a shout and then you too could enjoy the many benefits of being one of our sponsors.

2018

As for my goals for 2018, they include the following;

First and foremost, enjoy that wonderful blessing called friends and family.

I don’t think my slippers and t shirt will quite make the grade

For life without either isn’t life, merely existence.

Get myself a custom made elf suit.

I feel that I would make a good Christmas elf and could get a fair bit of Christmas work out of it. Lights turn on etc. This would of cause also have to include buying and learning some Christmas themed magic (see C.U.P.s above). Maybe I should talk to that creative genius and costume designer known as “Brighid Designs”  about knocking one up for me

Add a new page to the website full of teaching videos.

These will be made at various events throughout the summer with a view to teaching you, my faithful fans, how to become as skillful as my own sweet self and is inspired by the following video of the true star of our shows, the one and only Stormagedden.

Have a  new promotional video made.

This should be happening at this years “Loxwood Joust” (the best medieval event since medieval times), as the one featured here here is not only very old, but also very amateurish looking. Which is hardly surprising when you consider that a lot of it was shot by our children.

Award winning Cambridgeshire children’s entertainer magician juggler and jester DevilStick peat’s good friend gandolf
Our good friend Gandelf Strutt.

 

Highlights and not so highlights;

 

Although there were many highlights to our year, there was also some lows, most notably the unexpected passing of our close friend, Gandelf Strutt.

Gandelf was one of the first reenactors I ever met. An awesome mate who had the knack of giving wise words of wisdom interjected with just enough humour and mead to stop him sounding pompous. There’s many a tale I could tell about gandelf, however not everyone who reads this blog is old enough to hear them, so instead I shall save them for sharing around this years numerous campfires.

Another loss was Nils Poll. Nils was a juggler and friend from Denmark who invented what to me and many others, was the best ever juggling hats in the whole world, ever. I personally own 4 of them. They are well over ten years old. Have been thrown around, kicked and dropped thousands of times, yet still look as good as the day I brought them. The first time I met Nils was many moons ago at a juggling convention. I’d only just started to try and learn hat juggling and was standing in a corner, struggling to learn the most basic of moves. Nils, an expert with hats saw me and came over and spent at lest an hour with me, showing where I was going wrong and how to learn the moves correctly. Over the years we met at various events and it was always a pleasure to work and play with him. One of natures gentlemen and sorely missed within the circus community

Of the many highlights the most notable (for me) was being asked to perform at the 2018 “British Juggling Convention”This is a week long gathering of jugglers, performers and circus type folk from all over Europe and beyond. Everyone from folk who’d never juggled in their lives but want to learn, up to those considered to be amongst the best in the world will be there. So for me to not only be asked to perform, but also perform in the prestigious “public show”, alongside some of my personal circus heroes! You have no idea of not only how proud I was when they asked me, but also how mind numbingly scared I was when they asked me.

On a side note. The last time I went to this convention was for my honeymoon. That’s right, I’m one of the few people to invite several thousand mates to join him on his honeymoon (well that way we wouldn’t get bored at night). It’s being held in Canterbury in Kent this year, my old stomping ground. So if you’re in the area then please come along and say “Hi”.

up and coming events;

Although the year has only just began, we already have some exciting shows lined up for the summer season. But before then it’s worth mentioning that next month (February) Is the “Cambridge Living History Fair”. This is a wonderful event that’s held twice a year at woodgreen animal shelter in Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire pe29 2nh.

Award winning Cambridgeshire children’s entertainer magician juggler and jester DevilStick peat performing at Cambridge living history fair
The only period event in England that can spell “fair” correctly.

Here you’ll find an array of wonderful and strange oddities, both inanimate and human. For the re-enactor it’s a chance to buy anything from medieval armour to WW2 uniforms. For those who prefer L.A.R.P. you’ll find everything from giant latex war hammers to winged helmets, and for the general public there’s dress makers, mead retailers, and so much more, including the chance to learn about all the weird and wonderful objects on display, their place in history and how they helped to shape and forge that nation that we so lovingly call home.

But it’s so much more than just a place to buy and sell. For there’ll also be an array of entertainment for the whole family. Stories of old from real story tellers. An ancient and noble art that is as enticing now as it was a thousand years ago. Medieval music from a harp playing minstrel. The Romans will be there, not only giving talks and demonstrations, but they’ll also be giving you and your children the chance to get hands on experience in the weapons training of their famous legions, and of cause your’s truly will be there with shows and walk about routines to amaze, amuse and bamboozle you all.

Latter in the year we’re doing all our old favourites, including the Cambridge town and country show. A free to enter event in the heart of Cambridge with multiple shows happening all day every day.

The loxwood Joust. Held near Guildford on the first two weekends of August, this must surely be the best medieval event since medieval times and not just because I’m there.

England’s Medieval Festival. Held over the late August bank holiday at Herstmonceux castle in East Sussex, this is the largest event of it’s kind in Europe. You can even camp or glamp at it, ensuring that the fun never stops.

And loads more events, way too many to mention here.

Well that’s all for now folks other than to say that we at the fools house all hope you had a very merry Christmas and wish you all a very happy new year. May it bring you all that you need to keep you smiling.

Yours

Peat

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